Good times, Noodle Salad

"Vaaaalde-riii... Vaaaalde-raaaa...Vaaaalde-riiiii... Valde-raaaaaAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA-GASP-GASP-COUGH... etc..." Bum (Christopher Walken)

"Goodbye, Penis" Bunny Breckinridge (Bill Murray)

"You're supposed to be dead" Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush)
"Am I not?" Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp)

"Hey, we all have these sad stories to get over..." Carol (Helen Hunt)
"That's not true. Some have great stories, pretty stories, that take places at lakes with boats and friends and... noodle salad. Just noone in this car... but a lot of people, that's their story: Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, it's just that you're pissed because so many others had it good." Melvin (Jack Nicholson)

"Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Karloff does not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in Hell for all I care!" Bela Lugosi (Martin Landau)
"What happened?" Ed Wood (Johnny Depp)
"How dare that asshole bring up Karloff? You think it takes talent to do Frankenstein? It's all makeup and grunting. [Mocks Frankenstein]" Bela
"Bela, I agree with you 100%. Now, "Dracula," that's a role that requires talent." Ed
"Of course. Dracula requires presence. It's all in the eyes, and the voice, and the hands..." Bela
"That's right. That's right. You seem a little agitated. You wanna to go outside and get some air?" Ed
"BULLSHIT! I'm ready now! Roll the camera!" Bela

"I came up with a new game-show idea recently. It's called The Old Game. You got three old guys with loaded guns onstage. They look back at their lives, see who they were, what they accomplished, how close they came to realizing their dreams. The winner is the one who doesn't blow his brains out. He gets a refrigerator." Chuck Barris (Sam Rockwell)